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Submitted by Arcee on 11.02.10

I really believe 1980s and '90s wrestling icon Hulk Hogan's ego really has inflated to proportions beyond any kind of controllability. Forget the fact he is still wrestling despite the fact he has had multiple surgical procedures to repair his severely injured spine. Forget the fact in numerous tabloid articles he acts as more of a sugar daddy to his daughter Brooke than an actual father. Forget the fact he makes excuse after excuse trying to prove his son Nick is not responsible for what happened to his friend in a car accident caused by his son. Let's even forget the fact he is so egocentric he would let his own persona hurt the same business he claims he loves (sorry TNA fans, but that's the truth).

Forgetting all that, cleaning the mental palette of everything you know about Hulk Hogan, what the fuck gives him the idea it is OK for him to flash his penis to a cameraman recording some kind of jam session for the video game Def Jam Rapstar? What is even worse about that whole scenario is his daughter Brooke is in the room and sees him flash his penis and motions for him to put it away before he flashes it again with wrestling manager Jimmy "Mouth of the South" Hart in the background just staring at it. I ask you all, what the fuck?! I get freaking nervous when my 4-year-old daughter walks in on me changing clothes. But this roided up fool whips out his junk not once, but twice in his 22-year-old daughter's presence.

Speaking of odd reactions, why did Brooke motion to her father to put it away as she would to a drunken frat boy buddy of hers? I mean, is she that comfortable with Hulk Hogan whipping out his stick she can simply dismiss the whole thing that easily? Hell, I am a 32-year-old man, and I would still feel slightly disturbed if my father's shaft made a sudden appearance. For her to just be so passive about the whole situation is just rather creepy. No child should ever be that comfortable with their parents' nudity and exposure of genitalia. That is just wrong. So not only is this a WTF?! article, it is also a STFU! article.